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Motorcycle Demotivational Poster

CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.

TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm

MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.

TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!

GREATEST SPORT EVER - Welcome to Motorcycle Bowling!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU

TAGS: motorcycle funny russia
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 10:08 pm
Yay engineerboy!

GENIUS - Now she'll never fall off

MOMS OF ANARCHY - That's right... they're bad!

PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.

NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.

TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day


TAGS: dude old harley motorcycle wtf
Rating: 3/5

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maoworks2 - December 13, 2011, 10:24 am
Ya Me !
Cubbybear - March 7, 2009, 12:36 am
Nah...just a Greybeard

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? Damn!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this jackass was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


TAGS: v8 motorcycle
Rating: 4.08/5

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dslohand - June 10, 2012, 7:52 pm
5 KICKS Does it come in RED i wonder lol
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:23 am
Nice !

BIKERS!!....NO. -

TAGS: motorcycle man card
Rating: 4.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:32 am
Need a hug Susan?
ICEMAN - September 6, 2012, 11:43 pm
Wait a minute... Moooooooooooooooo made a poster??? WTF??? Not bad for an amateur.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:35 pm
Hilarious too. Uhm, what does it mean if your man card has faded over time ... when once it was red? I'd show you what I mean, but the wife is out and she keeps it in her purse.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 9:52 pm

lolz...it's a very pretty bike.
AcidRain - September 5, 2012, 5:25 pm
That second paragraph caught me off. Awesome, never saw that coming.

ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out

F I T N E S S - They Say That Thin Is In. But Some Favor A Little Wide In Their Ride.

TAGS: motorcycle fitness
Rating: 4.16/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:48 am
Good luck turning that thing :p
Cubbybear - March 29, 2011, 1:42 am
Sexual innuendo
djinnyf - March 28, 2011, 9:21 pm
Nice, makes you look thinner too!! xx

AT THAT MOMENT - Tim found religion

TAGS: motorcycles crash funny
Rating: 3.46/5

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MO - August 23, 2009, 11:12 am
This is screaming for a re-do! The whole Jesus is in a hurry thread comes to mind. Still decent though...

HARLEY DAVIDSON - Helping the USA win wars since 1942

NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here

HELMETS - Your gonna need one pretty quickly.

TAGS: helmets motorcycles
Rating: 2.52/5

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UltimateHentaiKamen - January 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
let it go man, most times I get those wrong intentionally to make fun of grammer zealots
schlub - July 15, 2008, 3:51 am
hehe nice one. You should have used "You're" though...


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis gay.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket

TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It

TAGS: motorcycle sport
Rating: 1.87/5

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Sueper - May 8, 2008, 6:17 pm
Dodge Tomahawk is it a bike? is it a car? Who cares? I wants it.

CANADIAN UNICYCLE - Yeah, we are crazy enough to test drive the damn thing in the winter.

TAGS: motorcycle canadian unicycle insane
Rating: 2.07/5

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surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 8:12 am
It's the damn summer in Canada.

TIME - It's taking your life away... and your stuff too.

TAGS: time motorcycle tree forest nature
Rating: 4.36/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.



TAGS: brittish motorcycle intelligent light
Rating: 3.85/5

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Greeny - April 7, 2011, 9:18 pm
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ttoo many tt's.

JOUSTING - Add a little time travel for spice and BAM it's epic.


TAGS: motorcycle accident ninja
Rating: 2.46/5

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aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:36 pm
if he was a ninja, we wouldnt see him jump off

ALMOST... - Yep, you ALMOST made it.

TAGS: motorcycle
Rating: 1.46/5

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TAGS: sicko tribute motorcycle
Rating: 4.73/5

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CANADA - June 18, 2010, 9:06 pm
thats amsome
sickartist - June 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
I am thinking of mounting some on the handlebars too.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 5:38 pm
No training wheels, and mine has a keg on the back, but very similar!
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 5:06 pm
HUH? I dont see any training wheels.
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:05 pm
Looks more like RS Jake's bike...5/5

HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;

TAGS: hello ma baby motorcycle accident
Rating: 3.82/5

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krazzeeman - August 23, 2010, 6:42 pm

ACCIDENTS - Sometimes knowing how they're going to happen still isn't enough to prevent them

TAGS: accidents hot motorcycle
Rating: 3.43/5

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Woody - July 16, 2009, 4:25 pm
RAWR - April 3, 2009, 9:47 pm
GAY! = two guys sitting close together, which actually leads you to see that they are staring at her shoes. :)



TAGS: toys motorcycle
Rating: 3.09/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:29 pm
Keep the shiny side up.

BMW - Helping Germans lose wars since 1942

TAGS: bmw motorcycles war
Rating: 2.29/5

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akoldman - March 20, 2013, 1:13 am
Triumph, made in England, did not supply bikes to the Germans.
Toussaint - April 3, 2009, 1:55 pm
BMW certainly supplied Germany during the war with motorcycles. BMW, DKW, NSU, Triumph,Victoria and Zundapp were the main suppliers.
anonymous1 - April 3, 2009, 8:06 am
Thats not a BMW motorcycle jackass
anonymous1 - April 3, 2009, 8:05 am
Thats not a BMW motorcycle jackass

Ducati -

TAGS: motorcycle
Rating: 1.74/5

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MAN-O-MAN - My ex-wife ended up with my bike. (Indian Giver)

TAGS: indian day motorcycle
Rating: 3.95/5

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rerun - March 9, 2011, 6:51 pm

beautiful machine.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:49 pm
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 10:20 pm
ICEMAN - March 7, 2011, 10:07 pm
Nice twist.


TAGS: motorcycle flames fire tailgating
Rating: 2.36/5

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ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:36 pm


TAGS: motorcycle crash
Rating: 2.29/5

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CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
HONDA: now with ejection seats

FREEDOM - Knowing how to shift gears

TAGS: freedom motorcycle
Rating: 4.57/5

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CloudchaserS - August 16, 2012, 11:55 pm
Better freedom. Automatic or CV transmission. Then you don't have to worry about shifting gears.


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am

DOWNGRADE - Never trade in a Harley for a Schwinn!

TAGS: evil evel knievel motorcycle cycle stunt stuntman motorcycles chopper choppers
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:25 pm
His attempt to jump the neighbor's wife landed him in leagal trouble... so, bye bye rocket car.

OOPS! - Catch me!!! I'm Superman!!!

TAGS: crash motorcycle
Rating: 1.77/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:12 pm
Wow Aggy You Sure Know How To Put A Man Down haha :D
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
I know.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
"girls"? I'm dreaming again. One is more than I can handle.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 8:04 pm
that's exactly what my girls says most of the time...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
I'm eagerly awaiting the second one! *gg*
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:59 pm
Thank you, Sirs! Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
Pretty good comment foreskin, pretty damn good indeed.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:27 pm
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
And motifaking is your Kryptonite?!

A-STYLE? - Doggie-Style.

Springtime in Canada -

TAGS: spring canada snow motorcycle shiny
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 9:01 pm
...and it looks a little like a snow covered Easter Bunny.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS - Usually, the only one stopping you is you.

GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!! - Hold Up Guys... I Left My Keys On The Dresser!

PIMP MY RIDE - With a dead goat................

TAGS: motorcycle
Rating: 2.31/5

Stealth Choppers -

TAGS: chopper occ air force motorcycle
Rating: 2/5

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Johnny - October 27, 2008, 9:46 pm
I like watching American Chopper... It's always fun to see Senior punch a hole in a door or destroy something.


TAGS: wife motorcycle both disappointed poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 6, 2016, 12:08 pm

Yeah, all those old bikers are mowing their lawns and chasing the neighbors...oh no, that was Leatherface.
JesusWept - April 6, 2016, 9:32 am
Husqvarna used to make motorbikes and guns. Today they make lawn mowers and chainsaws. I guess that's disappointing LOL. Good one, vern ^^^^^Up
concern3 - April 6, 2016, 3:04 am
I think I can speak for the guys by say, UP yours
lgvernon - April 5, 2016, 11:49 pm

MissPriss - April 5, 2016, 11:44 pm
UP'd and lmao with this one.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed... -

TAGS: beverly hillbillies motorcycle chair
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 18, 2016, 4:41 am
Now lookit here, people, listen to my story, a little story 'bout a man named Jed.
CloudchaserS - May 18, 2016, 4:40 am
...A man runnin' through the woods with a rubber on his head.
MissPriss - May 16, 2016, 11:31 pm
lol so UP'd

UPDATE # 47 -

TAGS: knight rider motorcycle kitt hasselhoff
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 9:14 am
I STILL want KITT's twin!!!!! ^!

Nice Ride -

Discernment -